Stereotypicly Stereotypes

Aha, I don't mean to stereotype, but it's kinda fun. I mean that as in knowing who your talking about. Like "Do you know Jessica?"

"Which one?"

"The prep"

See? Easier than using last names and looking like a effing retard trying to pronounce them.

xD

The Prep!

OMG! My least favorite!

Yeah.

Usually peppy and dressed fabulously neat. Likes to start drama and usually has an evil side. Most Jocks are preps.

I don't like them to much. And they use way to much acronyms or whatever. Ex: OMG! he askd me outt! Idk wt to do!

Um, yeah. No.

Obsessed with Twilight.

They don't like the people who are different. Dunno why. I actually have a few preppy friends.

Just a itsy bit. Emphasis on itsy.

The Emo...

Aha, love these people! I don't hang with enough emos though.

Emos have become popular, as have cutting and different forms of self-mutilation.

Wear a lot of black. Obsessed with Twilight if a girl.

They have shaggy-ish hair swept to the siiiiide. *The Cha Cha plays :D*

There aren't a lot of emos at my school. There are a lot of...

Scenekids!

Aha, I love these bitches. They are getting way to popular. I wanted to be scene in the sixth grade and worked on it and accomplished it.

Sorta.

I'm more of a indie now. But that doesn't matter.

Scenes are the ones with the crazy colored hair styles and colors. They are the fun emos.

Lotsa eyeliner. I mean, a lot.

The preps are starting to attack them with there vampirish ways. They are sucking the originality outta it and now wear the style like they own it.

Whereas they haven't even heard of groups like Nickasaur or whatever before this new epidemic.

I have a meh amount of Scenekids in my collection of friends(:

I could do this whole post, but I might move on or do a second part or whatever.

Moving on.

Nerdzs(:

Aha, I have many nerdy friends. I would consider myself a nerd coordination-wise.

Hell, I read and write fanfiction. I'm smart. I play pokemon.

But those are the fictional stereotypes. The real one is a brown-noser. But smart enough to know how to make it seem like the grades are effortless.

Conniving little bitches. Seriously.

Their friends are usually stuck in the circle of nerds, they don't tend to move about stereotypes.

Actually, not any of them do.

Now, these are kinda like the "unpopulars". Some are sporty and get invited into the Prep group from time to time, but not always. They don't seem to care, but inside they stare at the people who have the magic glow.

The Whatevers.

The kids that don't give a shit. Usually artistic and move around stereotypes. Some of these kids are unpopulars, but not all. Not much to say about them. I guess I'm kind of part of them.

The Rockers:

Not much of these. Tend to be skaterish and play gutair or other instrument. A segment of the Whatevers but get their own stereotypes. See a lot of these in High School.

Gangsters:

Aah! Too many of these in my school! More than preps, and that's saying something. Tend to talk with an "accent", which ends up making them sounding like effing retards like the Preps.

Varies from "Mexican" and "Black". I'm a mixture and more of these two so I don't feel guilty.

:D

I think I'll do a part two of this. Yay!

Tell your friends! The project starts next week! The prep day is on the 19th, so I'll update with that.

-Anemone

Things I Already Kow.

Yeah, crappy title.

It's Anemone here! Just wanted to let teh lozerz of teh interwebz (ZOMG, that is a lot of Zs. ZEBRAS!) what I've figured out what love life really means here at my school.

Drama.

Yep, drama. People. Eat. It. Up.

There wouldn't be any fun in school without drama. And there always will be drama.

And for a good relationship, there needs to be drama for the outside world. AKA, the people not living the dream.

Anyways, drama always works. Whether it be "She did this with him, whilst going out with him!" or "Didja hear? She did this with him!" or whatever, it doesn't really matter because half of these rumors aren't even true.

But the true ones. Oh ho ho! Those are the ones that make the world go 'round.

Lesson Two!

Don't be heartbroken when "going steady" means "Let's go out for three weeks!" and forever means a month.

Some people can pull off the school year relationship. With the occasional bumps in the road of course. I actually know a couple of couples that have been going out since the sixth grade. Though, I think they broke up a couple of weeks ago. I do not know.

Lesson Three!

Don't be heartbroken at all.

Seriously.

Don't say "But I really loved her!"

Please. It's not love, it's lust.

Seriously, what can you do anyways other than talk on the phone? Text and phone sex?

No. Just No.

And you can't do anything in class. Duh, referral.

Other places other than school. Duh. Your not badass when you get a referral for PDA. If you have more than 2, people are going to call you a slut.

Don't cry! It's just a fact of life.

Anyways, you'll probably get back together if you were "meant to be" or become friends later on.

Or you might become enemies and end up being spies for opposing countries and end up killing each other off.

Or not.

Lesson Five?

Nerds can love too! Or lust.

Seriously, nerds can be one of the horniest mofo's ever. Maybe , thanks to stereotypes, they know what to do because there are so many sex scenes in books these days.

Or at least how to make out properly.

Lesson Four!

Everything is gonna be all right in the end. Middle schoolers almost never end up married and have like 17 kids later in life. Don't worry girls! Your pelvis will be fine!

I say almost because my uncle got married with this girl he went out with in the 8th grade.

But now they are divorced and only have 4 kids.

Lesson 6!

Don't go to teachers with the problems! They are just as bad gossipers than the alphas of the school. Unless you really trust them, then you can tell them.

But you usually can't so just don't.

Lesson 7!

Everything is not picture perfect Twilight world k? Your not gonna live forever and sex it up with your husband while your half-vamp half-human is sleeping in the next room.

Lesson 8!

Go to me for advice! Most people already do. I may be kinda bitchy on here, but I really am a sweet person.

Now, it is time for me to leave. Since I am kinda tired. Tell everyone you know about this!

Ciao,

Anemone

The Epidemic Begins

Let us get down to basics shall we?

My life is vague and quiet, and due to random boredom, I have created a blog for the upcoming school year.

I'm not a geek without friends, so I need the interwebs to express myself.

I just choose this.

Beat that suckas!

I'm immature, yes. I'm smart, yes. I'm going to observe the upcoming love life of school and hope to entwine my own story here, yes. Do I still think livejournal is a bit simpler, yes.

I'm going to silently study anything and everything in life, and hope not to sound like a total cynical freak while doing so.

Do you care? I hope so.

Let the epidemic begin.