Monday, October 5, 2009

The Gayest Post. Ever.

Heehee. I'm back honeys!

Today, we are gonna discuss gay people. Or bi. Whatever.

I love these mofo's. Not a lot in school though. Well, except for bi, it's like a fad. Tina Fey says "Bi is a myth from the 90's, used to sell hair products..."

Do you agree? Haha.

Anyways. I think that gay people need a bit more respect.
Think about it. Gays are like nature's balance system. Like X-Men mutants, or a new evolution. 'Cept they've been around foevah.
They used to burn gays! That's what a faggot is, a stick you burn the gay people upon.

Webster: 1 Universe: 2827496847365235383955743636

Anyways. You just hafta think about it. Gays can still perform intercourse (the fancy-shmancy way to say teh buttsecks or just regular sex) but there won't be any dire consequences. I mean, how can you get a man pregnant? Unless they had a sex change, then they wouldn't be a man. Just a reeeeeeeeeally flat girl... with facial hair.

So, really, they are keeping the world safe from over-population.

Oh, wait. That already happened.

That's what you get you damn faggots for burning gays on faggots!

Aloha

~Anemone

Sunday, September 20, 2009

OMG'ing

This is a following IM between me and anonymous person. I have changed the names... Please excuse typos and random slang. :D Oh and the grammar mistakes. I'm a grammar nazi. :D Or the fact that I will get kerrrazy off topic. I have ADHD. Sue me. Yes, we are randomly gossiping about other stuff.

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9:39 PM
Anemone:
yay!
now tell me. the dr. is in
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9:40 PM
Bob:
ok
dani still likes me
u already kno that rite
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9:40 PM
Anemone:
yeah
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9:40 PM
Bob:
and jill likes me and i like her
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9:41 PM
Anemone:
uh-oh
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9:41 PM
Bob:
and then i met this girl last night and we held hands and skated together and i liker her too
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9:41 PM
Anemone:
please tell me there waas abitch fit!
xD im sorry
MAN-WHORE
jk hun
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9:41 PM
Bob:
and i feel really bad cuz usally im not like this i only like one girl
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9:42 PM
Anemone:
oh i see
is that all?
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9:42 PM
Bob:
and i just dnt feel like myself anymore
kinda
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9:42 PM
Anemone:
or is there more mr. whore?
haha rymes
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9:42 PM
Bob:
B|
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9:42 PM
Anemone:
im sorry.
oh, well that wasn't long at all
ok, what do you like about jill
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9:42 PM
Bob:
that was the short version
shes cute,funny,nice and adorable
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9:43 PM
Anemone:
well whats the long version?
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9:43 PM
Bob:
its long
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9:43 PM
Anemone:
ok, do you still like dani
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9:43 PM
Bob:
ya
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9:44 PM
Anemone:
ohhh! what do you like about danielle? is it cuz you guys have history?
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9:45 PM
Bob:
ya and idk she just seemd perferct for me at the time
but now idk
and i dnt wanna hurt her
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9:45 PM
Anemone:
ah. what dont you like about her?
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9:45 PM
Bob:
umm
well
sumtimes i felt that she didnt treat me good
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9:46 PM
Anemone:
well? is she too what?
why not? is it cuz she ignored her?
aah! i meant you!
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9:47 PM
Bob:
no
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9:47 PM
Anemone:
im gona have to go in a bit
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9:47 PM
Bob:
its just idk
me 2
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9:47 PM
Anemone:
ah i see. your confuzzeled?
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9:47 PM
Bob:
ya
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9:47 PM
Anemone:
what about that one chick? do ya have her digits?
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9:47 PM
Bob:
ya
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9:48 PM
Anemone:
ok, what was nice about the skater chick?
and what dont you like about her
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9:48 PM
Bob:
o
umm idk
she was cute
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9:48 PM
Anemone:
other than the fact you two BARELY know about her...
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9:48 PM
Bob:
and nice
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9:48 PM
Anemone:
typical male
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9:48 PM
Bob:
lol
we talk alot
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9:48 PM
Anemone:
wait, what about jill?
on the phone? you should try skype!
i loooooove skype
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9:50 PM
Anemone:
well?
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9:50 PM
Bob:
skype?
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9:51 PM
Anemone:
yeah. famous for video and call chats via computer
its great if you have a webcam
go on about jill
:-D



……………………………………………………​………………
9:52 PM
Bob:
shes cute,funny,nice,and we get along really well and shes adorable lol
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9:52 PM
Anemone:
i know. geezus. i get it. i meant what you dont like about her
pros and cons brah. pros and cons
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9:52 PM
Bob:
ooo
well
idk
sum1 told me shes cheatd on ppl b4 but she doesnt seem like that

Anemone:
i dunno... and refer to them in code. less editing for me
:-D
she dated bill will
and mike mills i think
wouldnt it be weird if you went out with her though?
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9:54 PM
Bob:
y
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9:54 PM
Anemone:
i mean, the whole kyle/jill thing
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9:55 PM
Bob:
oya
and they broke up cuz there parents found out..
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9:55 PM
Anemone:
i dunno if theres a guy code like girl code...
yeah. so technically they could still have feelings
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9:55 PM
Bob:
ya
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9:55 PM
Anemone:
then again kyle is w/ someone
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9:55 PM
Bob:
o
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9:55 PM
Anemone:
and she likes you, so nvm
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9:55 PM
Bob:
how u kno tat
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9:55 PM
Anemone:
i asked
*is smug*
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9:56 PM
Bob:
o
ok
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9:56 PM
Anemone:
shes really pretty
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9:56 PM
Bob:
lol
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9:56 PM
Anemone:
:-D
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9:56 PM
Bob:
who
karen?
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9:56 PM
Anemone:
yeah

wait, what was so perfect about dani?

9:59 PM
Bob:
who
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10:00 PM
Anemone:
sigh
dani
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10:00 PM
Bob:
oo
idk
im distractd rite now cant think
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10:01 PM
Anemone:
geezus bob.
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10:01 PM
Bob:
i dnt like that name bob
can i be...
mr sassafras
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10:01 PM
Anemone:
its better! because when i edit it
your name comes out to bob
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10:01 PM
Bob:
o
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10:01 PM
Anemone:
but whatever. mr sassfras
i like mr. man whore
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10:02 PM
Bob:
:(
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10:02 PM
Anemone:
would it be kinda hoeish to year my
plaid and lace school skirt
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10:02 PM
Bob:
huh
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10:02 PM
Anemone:
tucked into my white dress shirt
and knee high socks?
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10:02 PM
Bob:
idk y r u asking me
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10:04 PM
Anemone:
cuz. i wanna know if it is hoeish and your the only guy. around geezus
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10:05 PM
Bob:
ooo
ok
umm
idk





Well Kiddo's that's it. I just got bored editing, so I stopped it. Leave comments! Tell your friends! And do you think it's hoe-ish?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Hi, my name is...

You stand in the middle of the courtyard, freaking out a bit. The wind pushing through your hair and various students whisper about you behind their hands.
A new group of kids seem to circle you like a pack of hungry sharks ready for their daily meal.

"Hey! New Kid!"

Yup kiddos, that's our lesson today. New Kids.

If your a New Kid reading this that definitely sucks. Your going to be called that forever. New Kid I mean. The teachers will, the students will, the administrators too. You'll be forever NewKid!Emily or NewKid!Joe.

Ok, I'm being dramatic, but 'tis true. Even when another new kid comes along, you'll be known as Other New Kid, or Old New Kid. Or, if your lucky they might actually refer to you as your first name.

Aren't you proud?

Anyways, I can empathize for New Kids. So I try to become friends with them, or just show them around school so they're not all freaked out about everything.

I think I'm done with my rant. *sigh*

Just remember! When you suck on a large pickle hard enough, all the seeds just go streaming out.

:D

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Dear God,

School=the suck.
Thought i would letcha know.

~Anemone.

You know, the letter is true.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Just Calll Me DisapearingDanielle

Danielle is my sweet personality. She is never here sadly.
What? Don't you have like 7 different moods and personalities?

No?

Anyways.
I was in Skience, and I swear, the teacher doesn't know I existed. I would wave my hand for the answer or slip or homework and he pass right by me.
I love the center of attention. I was the only child for 9 freaking years. I like attention. I'm a narcissist. I love myself.

:D

So, in the end, I want to flame my Skience teacher, who has a really thick Texan accent. It's so thick that it's just down right hilarious(:
I want to flame him so hard. Like I did to this one chick on FanFiction and made her quit writing.

:D

That, my dear, is how skate I am. :D

But, I'm her friend now. She gave me ego-strokes.

I took a mental health day today. Thank God. And it's only the third week of school.

Oh well. I just surfed the web and watched YouTube videos all day. :D
Check out
spricket24
on YouTube. Crazy lady!
I also posted some new videos. Check meeee out at youtube.com/user/jesicajinx


So, that's it.

Adios!
~JesicaJinx

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Stereotypicly Stereotypes

Aha, I don't mean to stereotype, but it's kinda fun. I mean that as in knowing who your talking about. Like "Do you know Jessica?"
"Which one?"
"The prep"

See? Easier than using last names and looking like a effing retard trying to pronounce them.
xD

The Prep!
OMG! My least favorite!

Yeah.

Usually peppy and dressed fabulously neat. Likes to start drama and usually has an evil side. Most Jocks are preps.
I don't like them to much. And they use way to much acronyms or whatever. Ex: OMG! he askd me outt! Idk wt to do!

Um, yeah. No.

Obsessed with Twilight.
They don't like the people who are different. Dunno why. I actually have a few preppy friends.
Just a itsy bit. Emphasis on itsy.

The Emo...
Aha, love these people! I don't hang with enough emos though.
Emos have become popular, as have cutting and different forms of self-mutilation.
Wear a lot of black. Obsessed with Twilight if a girl.
They have shaggy-ish hair swept to the siiiiide. *The Cha Cha plays :D*
There aren't a lot of emos at my school. There are a lot of...

Scenekids!
Aha, I love these bitches. They are getting way to popular. I wanted to be scene in the sixth grade and worked on it and accomplished it.

Sorta.

I'm more of a indie now. But that doesn't matter.
Scenes are the ones with the crazy colored hair styles and colors. They are the fun emos.
Lotsa eyeliner. I mean, a lot.
The preps are starting to attack them with there vampirish ways. They are sucking the originality outta it and now wear the style like they own it.
Whereas they haven't even heard of groups like Nickasaur or whatever before this new epidemic.
I have a meh amount of Scenekids in my collection of friends(:
I could do this whole post, but I might move on or do a second part or whatever.
Moving on.

Nerdzs(:
Aha, I have many nerdy friends. I would consider myself a nerd coordination-wise.

Hell, I read and write fanfiction. I'm smart. I play pokemon.

But those are the fictional stereotypes. The real one is a brown-noser. But smart enough to know how to make it seem like the grades are effortless.
Conniving little bitches. Seriously.
Their friends are usually stuck in the circle of nerds, they don't tend to move about stereotypes.
Actually, not any of them do.
Now, these are kinda like the "unpopulars". Some are sporty and get invited into the Prep group from time to time, but not always. They don't seem to care, but inside they stare at the people who have the magic glow.

The Whatevers.
The kids that don't give a shit. Usually artistic and move around stereotypes. Some of these kids are unpopulars, but not all. Not much to say about them. I guess I'm kind of part of them.

The Rockers:
Not much of these. Tend to be skaterish and play gutair or other instrument. A segment of the Whatevers but get their own stereotypes. See a lot of these in High School.

Gangsters:
Aah! Too many of these in my school! More than preps, and that's saying something. Tend to talk with an "accent", which ends up making them sounding like effing retards like the Preps.
Varies from "Mexican" and "Black". I'm a mixture and more of these two so I don't feel guilty.
:D

I think I'll do a part two of this. Yay!

Tell your friends! The project starts next week! The prep day is on the 19th, so I'll update with that.

-Anemone

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Things I Already Kow.

Yeah, crappy title.
It's Anemone here! Just wanted to let teh lozerz of teh interwebz (ZOMG, that is a lot of Zs. ZEBRAS!) what I've figured out what love life really means here at my school.

Drama.

Yep, drama. People. Eat. It. Up.
There wouldn't be any fun in school without drama. And there always will be drama.
And for a good relationship, there needs to be drama for the outside world. AKA, the people not living the dream.
Anyways, drama always works. Whether it be "She did this with him, whilst going out with him!" or "Didja hear? She did this with him!" or whatever, it doesn't really matter because half of these rumors aren't even true.

But the true ones. Oh ho ho! Those are the ones that make the world go 'round.

Lesson Two!
Don't be heartbroken when "going steady" means "Let's go out for three weeks!" and forever means a month.
Some people can pull off the school year relationship. With the occasional bumps in the road of course. I actually know a couple of couples that have been going out since the sixth grade. Though, I think they broke up a couple of weeks ago. I do not know.

Lesson Three!
Don't be heartbroken at all.
Seriously.
Don't say "But I really loved her!"
Please. It's not love, it's lust.
Seriously, what can you do anyways other than talk on the phone? Text and phone sex?
No. Just No.
And you can't do anything in class. Duh, referral.
Other places other than school. Duh. Your not badass when you get a referral for PDA. If you have more than 2, people are going to call you a slut.
Don't cry! It's just a fact of life.
Anyways, you'll probably get back together if you were "meant to be" or become friends later on.
Or you might become enemies and end up being spies for opposing countries and end up killing each other off.
Or not.

Lesson Five?
Nerds can love too! Or lust.
Seriously, nerds can be one of the horniest mofo's ever. Maybe , thanks to stereotypes, they know what to do because there are so many sex scenes in books these days.
Or at least how to make out properly.

Lesson Four!
Everything is gonna be all right in the end. Middle schoolers almost never end up married and have like 17 kids later in life. Don't worry girls! Your pelvis will be fine!
I say almost because my uncle got married with this girl he went out with in the 8th grade.
But now they are divorced and only have 4 kids.

Lesson 6!
Don't go to teachers with the problems! They are just as bad gossipers than the alphas of the school. Unless you really trust them, then you can tell them.
But you usually can't so just don't.

Lesson 7!
Everything is not picture perfect Twilight world k? Your not gonna live forever and sex it up with your husband while your half-vamp half-human is sleeping in the next room.

Lesson 8!
Go to me for advice! Most people already do. I may be kinda bitchy on here, but I really am a sweet person.


Now, it is time for me to leave. Since I am kinda tired. Tell everyone you know about this!

Ciao,
Anemone

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The Epidemic Begins

Let us get down to basics shall we?
My life is vague and quiet, and due to random boredom, I have created a blog for the upcoming school year.

I'm not a geek without friends, so I need the interwebs to express myself.
I just choose this.
Beat that suckas!

I'm immature, yes. I'm smart, yes. I'm going to observe the upcoming love life of school and hope to entwine my own story here, yes. Do I still think livejournal is a bit simpler, yes.

I'm going to silently study anything and everything in life, and hope not to sound like a total cynical freak while doing so.

Do you care? I hope so.

Let the epidemic begin.