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This is a following IM between me and anonymous person. I have changed the names... Please excuse typos and random slang. :D Oh and the grammar mistakes. I'm a grammar nazi. :D Or the fact that I will get kerrrazy off topic. I have ADHD. Sue me. Yes, we are randomly gossiping about other stuff.

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9:39 PM

Anemone:

yay!

now tell me. the dr. is in

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9:40 PM

Bob:

ok

dani still likes me

u already kno that rite

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9:40 PM

Anemone:

yeah

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9:40 PM

Bob:

and jill likes me and i like her

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9:41 PM

Anemone:

uh-oh

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9:41 PM

Bob:

and then i met this girl last night and we held hands and skated together and i liker her too

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9:41 PM

Anemone:

please tell me there waas abitch fit!

xD im sorry

MAN-WHORE

jk hun

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9:41 PM

Bob:

and i feel really bad cuz usally im not like this i only like one girl

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9:42 PM

Anemone:

oh i see

is that all?

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9:42 PM

Bob:

and i just dnt feel like myself anymore

kinda

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9:42 PM

Anemone:

or is there more mr. whore?

haha rymes

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9:42 PM

Bob:

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9:42 PM

Anemone:

im sorry.

oh, well that wasn't long at all

ok, what do you like about jill

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9:42 PM

Bob:

that was the short version

shes cute,funny,nice and adorable

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9:43 PM

Anemone:

well whats the long version?

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9:43 PM

Bob:

its long

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9:43 PM

Anemone:

ok, do you still like dani

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9:43 PM

Bob:

ya

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9:44 PM

Anemone:

ohhh! what do you like about danielle? is it cuz you guys have history?

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9:45 PM

Bob:

ya and idk she just seemd perferct for me at the time

but now idk

and i dnt wanna hurt her

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9:45 PM

Anemone:

ah. what dont you like about her?

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9:45 PM

Bob:

umm

well

sumtimes i felt that she didnt treat me good

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9:46 PM

Anemone:

well? is she too what?

why not? is it cuz she ignored her?

aah! i meant you!

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9:47 PM

Bob:

no

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9:47 PM

Anemone:

im gona have to go in a bit

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9:47 PM

Bob:

its just idk

me 2

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9:47 PM

Anemone:

ah i see. your confuzzeled?

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9:47 PM

Bob:

ya

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9:47 PM

Anemone:

what about that one chick? do ya have her digits?

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9:47 PM

Bob:

ya

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9:48 PM

Anemone:

ok, what was nice about the skater chick?

and what dont you like about her

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9:48 PM

Bob:

o

umm idk

she was cute

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9:48 PM

Anemone:

other than the fact you two BARELY know about her...

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9:48 PM

Bob:

and nice

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9:48 PM

Anemone:

typical male

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9:48 PM

Bob:

lol

we talk alot

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9:48 PM

Anemone:

wait, what about jill?

on the phone? you should try skype!

i loooooove skype

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9:50 PM

Anemone:

well?

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9:50 PM

Bob:

skype?

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9:51 PM

Anemone:

yeah. famous for video and call chats via computer

its great if you have a webcam

go on about jill

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9:52 PM

Bob:

shes cute,funny,nice,and we get along really well and shes adorable lol

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9:52 PM

Anemone:

i know. geezus. i get it. i meant what you dont like about her

pros and cons brah. pros and cons

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9:52 PM

Bob:

ooo

well

idk

sum1 told me shes cheatd on ppl b4 but she doesnt seem like that

Anemone:

i dunno... and refer to them in code. less editing for me

she dated bill will

and mike mills i think

wouldnt it be weird if you went out with her though?

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9:54 PM

Bob:

y

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9:54 PM

Anemone:

i mean, the whole kyle/jill thing

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9:55 PM

Bob:

oya

and they broke up cuz there parents found out..

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9:55 PM

Anemone:

i dunno if theres a guy code like girl code...

yeah. so technically they could still have feelings

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9:55 PM

Bob:

ya

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9:55 PM

Anemone:

then again kyle is w/ someone

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9:55 PM

Bob:

o

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9:55 PM

Anemone:

and she likes you, so nvm

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9:55 PM

Bob:

how u kno tat

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9:55 PM

Anemone:

i asked

*is smug*

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9:56 PM

Bob:

o

ok

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9:56 PM

Anemone:

shes really pretty

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9:56 PM

Bob:

lol

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9:56 PM

Anemone:

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9:56 PM

Bob:

who

karen?

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9:56 PM

Anemone:

yeah

wait, what was so perfect about dani?

9:59 PM

Bob:

who

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10:00 PM

Anemone:

sigh

dani

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10:00 PM

Bob:

oo

idk

im distractd rite now cant think

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10:01 PM

Anemone:

geezus bob.

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10:01 PM

Bob:

i dnt like that name bob

can i be...

mr sassafras

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10:01 PM

Anemone:

its better! because when i edit it

your name comes out to bob

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10:01 PM

Bob:

o

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10:01 PM

Anemone:

but whatever. mr sassfras

i like mr. man whore

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10:02 PM

Bob:

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10:02 PM

Anemone:

would it be kinda hoeish to year my

plaid and lace school skirt

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10:02 PM

Bob:

huh

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10:02 PM

Anemone:

tucked into my white dress shirt

and knee high socks?

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10:02 PM

Bob:

idk y r u asking me

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10:04 PM

Anemone:

cuz. i wanna know if it is hoeish and your the only guy. around geezus

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10:05 PM

Bob:

ooo

ok

umm

idk

Well Kiddo's that's it. I just got bored editing, so I stopped it. Leave comments! Tell your friends! And do you think it's hoe-ish?

Hi, my name is...

You stand in the middle of the courtyard, freaking out a bit. The wind pushing through your hair and various students whisper about you behind their hands.

A new group of kids seem to circle you like a pack of hungry sharks ready for their daily meal.

"Hey! New Kid!"

Yup kiddos, that's our lesson today. New Kids.

If your a New Kid reading this that definitely sucks. Your going to be called that forever. New Kid I mean. The teachers will, the students will, the administrators too. You'll be forever NewKid!Emily or NewKid!Joe.

Ok, I'm being dramatic, but 'tis true. Even when another new kid comes along, you'll be known as Other New Kid, or Old New Kid. Or, if your lucky they might actually refer to you as your first name.

Aren't you proud?

Anyways, I can empathize for New Kids. So I try to become friends with them, or just show them around school so they're not all freaked out about everything.

I think I'm done with my rant. *sigh*

Just remember! When you suck on a large pickle hard enough, all the seeds just go streaming out.

:D

Why Can't We Be Friends?

Dear God,

School=the suck.
Thought i would letcha know.

~Anemone.

You know, the letter is true.

Just Calll Me DisapearingDanielle

Danielle is my sweet personality. She is never here sadly.
What? Don't you have like 7 different moods and personalities?

No?

Anyways.
I was in Skience, and I swear, the teacher doesn't know I existed. I would wave my hand for the answer or slip or homework and he pass right by me.
I love the center of attention. I was the only child for 9 freaking years. I like attention. I'm a narcissist. I love myself.

:D

So, in the end, I want to flame my Skience teacher, who has a really thick Texan accent. It's so thick that it's just down right hilarious(:
I want to flame him so hard. Like I did to this one chick on FanFiction and made her quit writing.

:D

That, my dear, is how skate I am. :D

But, I'm her friend now. She gave me ego-strokes.

I took a mental health day today. Thank God. And it's only the third week of school.

Oh well. I just surfed the web and watched YouTube videos all day. :D
Check out

spricket24
on YouTube. Crazy lady!
I also posted some new videos. Check meeee out at youtube.com/user/jesicajinx

So, that's it.

Adios!
~JesicaJinx