Things I Already Kow.

Yeah, crappy title.

It's Anemone here! Just wanted to let teh lozerz of teh interwebz (ZOMG, that is a lot of Zs. ZEBRAS!) what I've figured out what love life really means here at my school.

Drama.

Yep, drama. People. Eat. It. Up.

There wouldn't be any fun in school without drama. And there always will be drama.

And for a good relationship, there needs to be drama for the outside world. AKA, the people not living the dream.

Anyways, drama always works. Whether it be "She did this with him, whilst going out with him!" or "Didja hear? She did this with him!" or whatever, it doesn't really matter because half of these rumors aren't even true.

But the true ones. Oh ho ho! Those are the ones that make the world go 'round.

Lesson Two!

Don't be heartbroken when "going steady" means "Let's go out for three weeks!" and forever means a month.

Some people can pull off the school year relationship. With the occasional bumps in the road of course. I actually know a couple of couples that have been going out since the sixth grade. Though, I think they broke up a couple of weeks ago. I do not know.

Lesson Three!

Don't be heartbroken at all.

Seriously.

Don't say "But I really loved her!"

Please. It's not love, it's lust.

Seriously, what can you do anyways other than talk on the phone? Text and phone sex?

No. Just No.

And you can't do anything in class. Duh, referral.

Other places other than school. Duh. Your not badass when you get a referral for PDA. If you have more than 2, people are going to call you a slut.

Don't cry! It's just a fact of life.

Anyways, you'll probably get back together if you were "meant to be" or become friends later on.

Or you might become enemies and end up being spies for opposing countries and end up killing each other off.

Or not.

Lesson Five?

Nerds can love too! Or lust.

Seriously, nerds can be one of the horniest mofo's ever. Maybe , thanks to stereotypes, they know what to do because there are so many sex scenes in books these days.

Or at least how to make out properly.

Lesson Four!

Everything is gonna be all right in the end. Middle schoolers almost never end up married and have like 17 kids later in life. Don't worry girls! Your pelvis will be fine!

I say almost because my uncle got married with this girl he went out with in the 8th grade.

But now they are divorced and only have 4 kids.

Lesson 6!

Don't go to teachers with the problems! They are just as bad gossipers than the alphas of the school. Unless you really trust them, then you can tell them.

But you usually can't so just don't.

Lesson 7!

Everything is not picture perfect Twilight world k? Your not gonna live forever and sex it up with your husband while your half-vamp half-human is sleeping in the next room.

Lesson 8!

Go to me for advice! Most people already do. I may be kinda bitchy on here, but I really am a sweet person.

Now, it is time for me to leave. Since I am kinda tired. Tell everyone you know about this!

Ciao,

Anemone